Here is my platform for my Presidential bid in 2012:
1. Defense. The country must be defended from enemies, foreign and domestic.
2. Economy. Levy use taxes, and if there must be a national income tax, let's make it a flat tax. Uncle Sam should not get more than 10%, since that's all God asks of us. Hard work should pay hard cash, and the government is not a charitable organization.
3. Education. Make teaching a lucrative profession, and the most talented, effective, and caring people will aspire to teach. Students will actually learn, well-meaning teachers won't get burned out, and perhaps high school won't be a total waste of time for someone.
4. Health care. Maybe it needs to be reformed, maybe it doesn't. One thing is for sure - anesthesiologists must be paid more. And dentists. And the lawyers who sue them. And the microbiologists who test the toothpaste that protects everyone from cavities, plaque, gingivitis, and bad breath.
Side note: Talladega Nights was hilarious. Shame on you all for not letting me know about it earlier.
Jean Girard: "You taste like America."
Ricky Bobby: "Thank you."
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