The Citrus Critic Cruizing in a Citroen

The first in a series of critical critiques of Internet web pages and what I think of them. Some will be well-known, others picked entirely at random.

First up to bat:

www.blogger.com

What can I say about this site? I don't particularly enjoy the orange/blue button combination, but I guess you have to live with certain imperfections.

It uses a LOT of electrons, so I would say that it is rather wasteful from that standpoint. I mean, if you look away for a couple of minutes whilst hovering on the site, the radiation that misses your eyes and instead gets absorbed by walls, furniture, and the back of your considerable head do nothing more than transfer a finite amount of energy from the coal chunks of West Virginia to several unappreciative targets.

Also, the Lame Is Rob site I reviewed is a TOTAL gag-inducer. No redeeming value whatsoever.

Next post: A review of "Gone With The Wind," a delightful comedic romance.

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Yeah, I'm still here. I think. Hey, wait a sec..... If I thought, therefore, I was........and if I was, then I am not........[out]