Saturday, May 14, 2016

Ted Talks


Does every Ted Talk feature the same recording of applause at the beginning?  They all sound alike, and I really want confirmation on this observation.  And an answer why...

Heelbook

Long rumored to exist on the dark web, a different social medium, Heelbook, arose in early 1982 to document the honest and mundane truths of life.  Not ironic or bragging, not cool or clever, or humble-bragging.  Easy on the photos.  No photos of food, minus the occasional bowl of Cheerios, or the empty pint of Ben & Jerry's Whole Cow Extract Sorbet, and the accompanying self-loathing rant: "I didn't like it, and now I hate myself."
Other typical entries include, "I treated my best friend like garbage today, and yelled at my wife and kids.  It is because I feel that I have no control over my life, and I'm too lazy and self-centered to change that at present."
No weather reports.  No politics.  Just heels.

Happy Kitten Says 'Meow': A Treatise on Global Nuclear Detente

Seriously, what did you expect to learn from this?

Labels

I haven't been using labels, so here is a post with a label.  File EVERYTHING under Miscellaneous.

Seinfeldian Foods


The Black and White Cookie
The Pez
The Junior Mints
The Drakes Coffee Cake
The Jujee Fruits
The YooHoo
The Marble Rye
The Babka
The Big Salad
The Tuna on Toast

Time for a buffet...